Foreign Exchange
Jan 16, 2008 in snark
photo credit: AFP/Mandel Ngan
“Tha money’s behind the spare tire of mah limo. Ah hope ya’ll brought tha good stuff this time!”
Common Sense
Jan 16, 2008 in snark
photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque
“It is like this, you see. We do what we want in our own countries. And in your country, where most fifth graders have more common sense than you, they do what they want as well.”
Special Award
Jan 15, 2008 in snark
photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time
Here, President Bush receives a special award for “The Most Lives Ruined by Hegemony and Oppression” in 2007.
The Morning, Toasted
Jan 15, 2008 in snark
photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time
“Ya’ll got any…uh…’powdered sugar’ back there? Ah like ta start mah day wiff a good snort, if ya know whut Ah mean!”
Ladies Man
Jan 15, 2008 in snark
photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time
“Okay, ladies. After these photos, let’s head back to my hotel and get it on! All except that one lady with the beard, anyway!
Whuh? He’s a whut?
Oh! Damn, that’s great! You bring along some o’ them little altar boys for the VeePee, then! Helluva deal!”
Technical Difficulties
Jan 15, 2008 in snark
photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time
“Wait a minute. Wait a damn minute! Did this stupid, drunken bastard really just tell me how I ought to run my country?”
Keeping Watch
Jan 15, 2008 in snark
photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time
A Secret Service agent keeps watch as Chimpy relieves himself behind “one o’ them weird-lookin’ trees”.
Men Without Hats
Jan 15, 2008 in snark
photo credit: Brooks Kraft / Time
“…and friends await the Chimpanzee in Chief.”
U Wait
Jan 12, 2008 in politics, snark
original photo credit: AP Photo/Susan Walsh
commander other realizes this is not the best photoshop job in the world, but it gets the idea across.
General Disorder
Jan 12, 2008 in politics, snark
photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing
poses with General Confusion
One Last Time, 'Murica!
photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing
“Pull mah finner!”
New Year's Presidential Endorsements
 photo credit: AP Photo/Duane A. Laverty |
“Overcoats by Hefty. Moron by Barbara. Complacency by Xanax. Irrelevance by Cocaine.“ |
President Bush describes…
 photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque |
“…how ‘Santa Cheney’ sat him down on his lap before they ‘went for a little ride.’” |
stolen….
Jan 01, 2008 in snark
because their are no unique thoughts. especially not after somebody rips one off. 
Tastes Great, Less Bush.
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No-One Does Chicken Like Bush.
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oh…and also because idea-thievery is such a nice way to start the new year!
Damn. Almost fergot…
 photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak |
“…ta wipe up affer mah meetin’ wiff Lord Cheney. Ah shore hope nobuddy noticed!” |
Smell Mah Finner!
 photo credit: Larry Downing/Reuters |
“Heh-heh-heh. That one always cracks meh up!” |
Ah'll take one…
 photo credit: Larry Downing/Reuters |
“‘Sieg Heil’ ta go, please!” |
Stroke Meh, Stroke Meh!
 photo credit: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters |
“President Bush responds favorably to gratuitous ego-fondling by the White House press corps.” |
Is President Bush a Shadow Pirate?
Dec 21, 2007 in humor
 photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing |
“Aaaaarrrrrr. Thar might be hope fer th’likes o’him yet!” Well, okay, probably not, but it’s a funny pic. |
Denial
 photo credit: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters |
“Now, Ah’m tellin’ ya’ll straight. Ah dunno where ya’ll get this shit. Thar is absolutely nuttin’ wrong with tha Presidenshul Ram Rocket. It’s werkin’ jest fine, an’ Laura shore ’nuff enjoys tha hell out of it. Now, Ah’m serious here, ya’ll! Quit laffin’! Quit laffin’, Ah tell ya!” |
Hey, mister…
Dec 18, 2007 in snark
 photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque |
“…Ah always thawt ya’ll sat at the pianner, not sat th’pianner on yeh!” |
Bush Leans Left
 photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque |
“In a remarkable turnaround, President Bush temporarily leaned to the Left today while speaking to reporters after a cabinet meeting. Unaware that her idea of “Left” is really quite “Right”, Senator Feinstein seemed excited about the development. Everyone else figured he was just a little tipsy.” |
What I Want For Christmas
“This had better be good, Commander. Ah’m damn tired of you pickin’ on me all the time.”
Well, sad to say, President Bush, but it’s probably not going to be “good” from your perspective. I have a feeling that your definition of “good” is pretty much skewed beyond recognition by “good” people, anyway.
What I want for Christmas isn’t something trite like “world peace”, although, of course, that would be very nice. And what I want for Christmas isn’t overly idealistic, like “impeachment”, although that would be quite nice as well.
One Word, Mr. President:
 photo credit: AP Photo/Ron Edmonds |
“Metamucil®“ |
Ah'm Touchin' Mahseff
 photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak |
“…but ya’ll can’t prove it!” |
