Health Watch, Guantanamo Edition
Feb 12, 2008 in snark
photo credit: AFP/Joe Klamar
“A cook at Guantanamo Bay prepares a special ‘Tossed Inmate Salad’ in preparation for a visit from Vice President Cheney.”
The Vice President contemplates…
 photo credit: AP Photo/Miami Metro Zoo, Ron Magill |
“…overthrowing the Gorilla habitat and contracting the Chimpanzees to secure the premises.” |
Damn. Almost fergot…
 photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak |
“…ta wipe up affer mah meetin’ wiff Lord Cheney. Ah shore hope nobuddy noticed!” |
What I Want For Christmas
“This had better be good, Commander. Ah’m damn tired of you pickin’ on me all the time.”
Well, sad to say, President Bush, but it’s probably not going to be “good” from your perspective. I have a feeling that your definition of “good” is pretty much skewed beyond recognition by “good” people, anyway.
What I want for Christmas isn’t something trite like “world peace”, although, of course, that would be very nice. And what I want for Christmas isn’t overly idealistic, like “impeachment”, although that would be quite nice as well.
Breakfast at the Cheneys: By Invitation Only
Dec 06, 2007 in snark
 photo credit: REUTERS/Frank Lin |
Lynne Cheney consumes an uninvited Huffington Post reporter at a recent breakfast touted as a fundraiser for several Republican |
Chief Puppeteer
 photo credit: REUTERS/Larry Downing |
Dark Lord Cheney covertly operates Little Chimpy™, who appears in the foreground, as blurred as his speech. |
The one that got away
 photo credit: AP Photo/Lynne Sladky |
“…an’ when Ah had it almost to tha boat, Cheney leans over mah shoulder an’ blasts it wiff both barrels!” |
