Thinking Unenslaved

photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

“…why Ah hadta come ta yer fambly reunion?”

meanwhile, Laura checks out the well-hung gentleman in the grass skirt….

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“Tha money’s behind the spare tire of mah limo. Ah hope ya’ll brought tha good stuff this time!”

original photo credit: AP Photo/Susan Walsh

commander other realizes this is not the best photoshop job in the world, but it gets the idea across.

photo credit: Anthony Suau for TIME

 

“…gets it on with a Clinton campaign supporter.”

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“…how ‘Santa Cheney’ sat him down on his lap before they ‘went for a little ride.’”

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“…ta wipe up affer mah meetin’ wiff Lord Cheney. Ah shore hope nobuddy noticed!”

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‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita.

…being a completely banal exercise in how to wring nonsense from a few facts presented in news reports. have a great weekend, all!

photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

“…but ya’ll can’t prove it!”

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“…she had a Kucinich in HER bed…”