Feb 06, 2008 in humor
photo credit: Troy Maben – AP
Wait a minute! Is it possible that Jenna has a least a shred of common sense? No, no such luck, it seems:
Obama supporter Stacy Falkner of Idaho shows off her favorite hat inside Boise’s Qwest Arena before the start of the Ada County Democratic Caucus. Several thousand people were expected to attend the event.
Feb 04, 2008 in snark
photo credit: REUTERS/Shealah Craighead/The White House/Handout
“Yes, ma’am. I know who your husband is. Which is exactly my point. These seats are reserved for honored guests.”
 photo credit: AP Photo/Jessie Cohen, Smithsonian’s National Zoo |
“The White House did not announce today the premature birth of quadruplets to President Bush’s only daughter, Jenna. A spokesperson was not quoted as saying, ‘The babies are doing as well as can be expected and have already shed their tails, so their mother is quite proud.’ Meanwhile, Not-Jenna, President Bush’s rarely-mentioned, often-invisible, and theoretically nonexistent offspring was once again heard muttering to herself, ‘Jenna, Jenna, Jenna. It’s always about Jenna!’” |
 photo credit: AP Photo/Ann Heisenfelt |
“So, Ah gotta list here of some of ya’ll who ain’t got dates to your prom, yet. Ah can score ya’ll some killer blow and beer’s not a problem, so ya’ll just line up right here when Ah call out yer names, and we’ll see which three or four of ya’ll get ta be mah dates.” |
 photo credit: AP Photo/Lisa Poole |
“Save a dog. Ride a cowgirl.” |
 photo credit: AP Photo/Junji Kurokawa |
“See Jenna. See Jenna drive. Drive, Jenna, drive! Drive, drive, drive!”
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 photo credit: AP Photo/Gail Burton |
“Jenna Bush was obviously overwhelmed by the teeming crowds of supporters for her new book, Ana’s Story, which features a supposedly-real depiction of someone who is fundamentally more respectable than Ms. Bush herself, which ultimately being no surprise to anyone, resulted in rather mediocre sales, and several dollars spent on brand-new Sharpies which Ms. Bush sat and sniffed for several hours before quietly exiting out the back door.” (this special edition of “run-on sentence of the day” was specially composed just to tweak Bing‘s nose.) |
 photo credit: AP Photo/Charles Dharapak |
“Faithful |
