Thinking Unenslaved

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“Ah loves me some John McCain. He’s like the son Ah nebber had. And Ah can’t think of a better person ta keep on shovelin’ the family shit after Li’l Georgie gets done!”

photo credit: REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

“Danger. The Surgeon General has determined that the consumption of Mad Dog leads to impaired cognition, slurred speech, and platform inconsistency.”

photo credit: Lois Raimondo – The Washington Post

“Hrm….there’s a Senate vote today. I could head back to Washington or…zzzzzzzzzzzzz….”

photo credit: Christopher Morris / VII for TIME

“John McCain reminds the not-so-Independent Senator from Connecticut exactly where his forehead belongs for the remainder of the campaign season.”

photo credit: Christopher Morris / VII for TIME

While Cindy McCain’s back is turned, Rudy searches her handbag for lipstick.

photo credit: Shaun Best / Reuters

“…on the Sit-n-Spin Express!”

photo credit: Jim Young US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008/Reuters

“Have you seen me lately?”

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“…is now proven to get you nowhere. Thank fecking Gawd.”

‘LOLcons’ concept created by Jon Swift and named by Marita.

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Original photo credit: Jason Reed/Reuters

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Oh, yes I DID go there!

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“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” [Florida State Representative and John McCain presidential campaign co-chairman Bob] Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away.

Allen’s talking about having offered a black man (who happens to be a cop) $20 for Allen to give him a blowjob. Because nothing says “Please don’t hurt the grossly overweight whitey” like offering a burly black man $20 and blowjob. Are there any questions as to why the McCain campaign has failed to give anyone but “The Maverick” a hard-on?

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from this article by Craig Bailey of the Orlando Sentinel via “Worst. Excuse. Ever” at Crooks and Liars

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photo credit: uncited photographer for the Orlando Sentinel

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“…please get the hell out of politics in general?”

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free bonus caption of the day: “Boo-hoo-hoo, my campaign is falling apart and nobody likes my fundamentalist rhetoric anymore. Woe is me, woe is me. Bomb Iran!!!

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photo credit: Jason Reed/Reuters

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