The white bitches

photo credit: Linda Davidson – The Washington Post
“…always go for the black guys.”

photo credit: Linda Davidson – The Washington Post
“…always go for the black guys.”

photo credit: Preston Keres – The Washington Post
…how many states Obama would have won if the stage crew had remembered the pole.
Jan 04, 2008 in snark
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“Thank you, Senator Obama. Thank you so very, very much!” |
“If I have to separate you two, I will, Hillary and Obama.”
Aug 02, 2007 in humor, politics, snark
“Senator Barack Obama attempts to cast ‘Accio’ on Senator Hillary Clinton, who is off-camera. Unfortunately for Barack, Hillary quickly cast ‘Protego’ and went along her way, smirking.”
Jun 15, 2007 in snark

Shoe-sie and the Banshees
(yes, it’s your bonus pun for the day)

Echo and the Bunnymen
The Cure
Shoe-sie and the Banshees = Imelda Marcos ~ AP Photo/Aaron Favila, file; Leslee Unruh ~ unattributed file photo;
Echo and the Bunnymen = Alberto Gonzales ~ AFP/File/Saul Loeb; Bush’s Cabinet/Department of Homeland Security ~ AP Photo/The White House, Eric Draper
The Cure = Barack Obama ~ AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast, File
May 30, 2007 in politics, snark
Fred Thompson announced today that he will announce his candidacy for president over the July 4th holiday. Apparently, having another republican contender in the mix is deemed to be somehow beneficial to the American political process. Proof once again that conservatives have generally abolished responsible cognition.
Of course, the basic problem I have with a Fred Thompson candidacy is purely aesthetic. Qualifications (the few that there are) aside, do we want a candidate, let alone a president, who strongly resembles the Crypt Keeper? Especially when the Crypt Keeper is capable of looking a hell of a lot more patriotic than Thompson? (and is generally a hell of a lot more marketable ~ I mean, really…a Fred Thompson doll? I don’t think so!)
The other side of this conundrum is the basic inability I have to take him seriously, since in the above pose and so many others, he strongly reminds me of Jim Carrey’s ‘Fire Marshall Bill’ character. While the role of bumbling alarmist certainly fits, I certainly wouldn’t want that kind of guy in my party primary.
On the other hand, whatever agonizingly stiff and duplicitous blowhard the Repugnicans want to expectorate as a presidential candidate simply makes Barak Obama look all the better, so…rock on!
May 22, 2007 in opinion, politics
a fat, sweaty Republican pedophile, i find Hillary’s latest attempt to gloss over her voting record and change history to be deeply disturbing.
Arianna Huffington has an excellent article on the issue, from which I excerpt below:
Instead of honestly explaining her transformation from pro-war supporter to cheerleader of the war’s progress to tentative opponent of the war to her current incarnation as long-term opponent of the war, Hillary skipped right over the unpleasant past and tried to talk only about the future: “Well, you know, Matt, I think the important thing is for the Democrats to be united in trying to either persuade or require this president to change this direction now — that’s what all of us in the Senate are trying to do.” Sure, why answer the question when you can divert attention and blur the differences between you and your opponents?
and how about this word-play from the former president, campaigning for his wife:
“To characterize Hillary and Obama’s positions on the war as polar opposite is ludicrous. This dichotomy that’s been set up to allow him to become the raging hero of the anti-war crowd on the Internet is just factually inaccurate.”
May 13, 2007 in humor, politics, snark
(unattributed, via Firedoglake)
Apr 24, 2007 in politics, snark
(AP Photo/Gary Malerba)