Zombie Alert!
 photo credit: AP Photo/Jerry Larson |
“AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” |
A Disingenuous Smile…
Nov 06, 2007 in opinion, politics, snark
 photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/File/Joe Raedle |
“…is, I believe, the equivalent of the private Republican handshake.” Anyone who has worked so hard to deliver such an obviously disingenuous smile should not be considered as a serious contender for any political office. Yes, I realize that if this was a serious criterion, we would have no politicians, but there’s something about this particular smile that just scream, “I am less than half of what I appear to be,” and further just simply gives me the willies. |
Dear Senator Clinton,
 photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/File/Darren McCollester |
I believe I speak for everyone when I remind you that none of us, quite frankly, want to see your “O” face ever again. |
Ron Paul predicts…
Oct 30, 2007 in opinion, politics, snark
 photo credit: AFP/File/Geoff Robins |
…the total number of votes he’ll get, since his constituency will be out having unprotected premarital sex and busy thereafter keeping their girlfriends from having abortions so that their children may be born into a socio-economic climate that cannot support them. |
Jenna's Ready for Halloween
 photo credit: AP Photo/Lisa Poole |
“Save a dog. Ride a cowgirl.” |
Pet owners look just like their pets!
| the parrot | the idiot who keeps feeding him |
 photo credit: AP Photo/Jose Luis Magana |
 photo credit: AP Photo/Matt Sayles |
Just sayin’. And how was it I missed this photo of McCain doing a Bing Crosby imitation?
great. they channel each other.
Oct 24, 2007 in snark
what the hell is up with these lips? i seriously doubt they’ve both got mint meltaways tucked in there.
 photo credit: AP Photo/Hasan Jamali |
 photo credit: AFP/Getty Images/File/Mario Tama |
Rear Admiral Bush
photo credit: AP Photo/Hasan Jamali |
“…sporting the latest in a new line of women’s wear by Captain Ahab.” |
How incredibly rude.
 photo credit: AP Photo/Hasan Jamali |
One would think, when a foreign doctor gives one a gift like a traditional head-scarf, and when one is the spouse of a world leader (or at least a relative facsimile thereof), that one would have the basic presence of mind not to take a shit right in the middle of the gift, and on camera, no less. Alas, no.
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